I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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