Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
whose ass print is on the piano?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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