just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize