Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm at about main and main street
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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