So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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