i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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