all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I need moral support for this bender
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
