16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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