your room smells of hookers.
And success
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
All the doctor said was why
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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