lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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