question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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