this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down