we're chasing vodka with high fives
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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