Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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