i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
