I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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