It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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