ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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