i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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