...so i touched it.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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