yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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