2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
