your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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