make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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