I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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