I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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