if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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