I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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