As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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