You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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