some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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