I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
