mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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