I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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