I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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