Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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