Don't make out with my wife yet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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