no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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