It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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