i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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