margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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