Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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