so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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