I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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