Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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