i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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