windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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