PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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