he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Bring me that man meat
You were trust falling into bushes
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