If i come over, it means nothing
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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