She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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