i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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