it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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