I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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