doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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