whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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